I think Mike loves baseball more than anybody.
You should be a human.
You would look a lot like Mike.
The Giants win the division! I’m celebrating with a cold pepsi and Beary Zito! Agh!!!!!!
GO GIANTS! GO MIKE! GO BEARS NAMED AFTER BASEBALL PLAYERS! GO SMILES!
Baseball: Day 4! Check out these seats!
Whoa! Mike is caught in a net! Don’t move, Mike. I’ll cut you out with my handy Hot Pocket knife!
- Ezekiel Snapperdoodle!
- Peanutbutter Dogwash!
- Stanton Hedge!
- Ramirez Ramirez!
- Charleston Peabody!
- Casey Dilla!
- Wilson “Hardship” Barleycorn!
- Shortstack Ticklebottom!
- Hunter Cane!
- Abacus Rombus!
- Hatless Tubashoes!
- Birmingham Castoroil!
- Aubrella Hufflepuff!
- Merlin Beard!
- Taiwan Stormpickle!
- Matt Mike!
Excellent Baseball Nicknames #1:
Dennis “Oil Can” Boyd
“That’s what they get for building a park on the ocean.” —Boyd, after a 1986 Red Sox-Indians game at Cleveland Municipal Stadium (on the shore of Lake Erie) was postponed due to fog.