doogiehowsermd:

I think Mike loves baseball more than anybody.

Baseball.
Baseball.
You should be a human.

Baseball.
Baseball.
You would look a lot like Mike.

worldwarmike:

The Giants win the division! I’m celebrating with a cold pepsi and Beary Zito! Agh!!!!!!

 GO GIANTS! GO MIKE! GO BEARS NAMED AFTER BASEBALL PLAYERS! GO SMILES!

worldwarmike:

Baseball: Day 4! Check out these seats!

Whoa! Mike is caught in a net! Don’t move, Mike. I’ll cut you out with my handy Hot Pocket knife!

This is hot dogs 4 - 9.

Hot dog #3 from the hand of Henry. Baseball!

Giants are winning. Mike’s hyped.

- Ezekiel Snapperdoodle!

- Peanutbutter Dogwash!

- Stanton Hedge!

- Ramirez Ramirez!

- Charleston Peabody!

- Casey Dilla!

- Wilson “Hardship” Barleycorn!

- Shortstack Ticklebottom!

- Hunter Cane!

- Abacus Rombus!

- Hatless Tubashoes!

- Juan!

- Birmingham Castoroil!

- Aubrella Hufflepuff!

- Merlin Beard!

- Taiwan Stormpickle!

- Matt Mike!

retrobaseball:

Excellent Baseball Nicknames #1:

Dennis “Oil Can” Boyd

“That’s what they get for building a park on the ocean.” —Boyd, after a 1986 Red Sox-Indians game at Cleveland Municipal Stadium (on the shore of Lake Erie) was postponed due to fog.

Photo: AP

GPOYW - 2 Non Blondes